Emma: a ridiculously annoying snob who is the definition of a social climber. A bitch who drools over upperclassmen and people of higher social statuses. a very experienced attention whore who is shallow and unable to like people for who they really are. She does nothing but use people to get invited to parties and become more popular. in other words, She's a self centered wannabe who strives for attention.
Girl #1: that girl, she tries so hard to be friends with upperclassmen...
Girl #2: she must be an Emma
Girl #2: she must be an Emma
by aquaderp29 August 31, 2011
Get the Emma mug.In south Georgia and north Florida, a red-haired vixen who is infested with the herpes virus and genital warts. Said "Emma" will pass the disease to any willing male without hesitation. While pleasing to the eye, this succubus will entice its victim through alcohol, small "happy" pills, and dancing. One can identify this bar fly by the red-haired pixie tattoo on her outer thigh.
-Dude, I met this great girl named Emma at the bar last night.
-Does she have red hair and a pixie tattoo?
-Yeah!
-That bitch gave me herpes!
-Does she have red hair and a pixie tattoo?
-Yeah!
-That bitch gave me herpes!
by Paulination May 15, 2008
Get the emma mug.Emma is the lamest girl. She is really ugly and bossy. She only has 1 friend. She is a bitch and a pain.
by Eldvhsbc March 31, 2019
Get the EMMA mug.by Savagecharmander69 October 22, 2017
Get the Emma mug.A very sarcastic, monotone, giraffe. Might have the longest neck you've ever seen. Usually straight long blonde hair. Never mess with her or else she'll swing her neck and create a devastating tornado. After everyone you love is dead, she will make sure to wipe out the remaining human race.
by Garfield's left nut April 25, 2019
Get the Emma mug.Emma is a rare and weird breed of human. Emma's are very temperature sensitive, and do not enjoy cold weather. The Emma is easily sunburnt, and can become so by staring at a white piece of paper. The Emma is an impulsive, indecisive, self-aware person. The Emma procrastinates hard core, and sometimes even counts carpet strands to avoid doing homework. The Emma is not a family oriented creature, and enjoys moments of introspection and solitude. The Emma has a habit of wearing multiple shirts, serial dating, and pulling all nighters. The Emma is a short creature with a fuzzy, conflicted soul. The Emma is also a philosophy fanatic that should seldom be taken seriously. The Emma loves writing and journalism and worships Hunter S. Thompson like Mormons adore door to door sales. The Emma is an intensely offensive person, but does so in the name of humor.
Tuli: Dude did you hear Emma stayed up all night?
Jerry: Hell yeah man, she was thinking and procrastinating on the AP homework.
Jerry: Hell yeah man, she was thinking and procrastinating on the AP homework.
by gonzovibe September 15, 2018
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