Ear Rape

Non-consensual, nonreciprocal verbal penetration of the ear canals causing damage to the psyche which may or may not result in the germination of an ear fetus. PC version: Auditory Despoilment

Roberto cornered me by the urinal and started talking to me about his gun collection; before I knew it I had been repeatedly and brutally ear raped.

by kr80 December 19, 2018

ear blasting

extremely loud (music .shouting .. etc )

i've been at concert last tight , the music was Ear Blasting

by Gyanguru June 1, 2016

ear hook

Pronounced "err hook" as in the St. Louis regional dialect. Meaning is equivalent to eavesdropping with an added level of removal. Used primarily by African-American females when discussing social distrust.

"Girl u know u err hookin' when u done listened to ma conversation and still got it wrong!"

by blazn April 14, 2004

ear blood

something that makes your ears bleed

this song is “ear blood”

by abby.r1234 May 4, 2018

Ear Nut

The pleasuring feeling you get when you clean your ears.

Dude, I cleaned my ears out last night and I ear nutted

by Thicc chicc October 3, 2017

headphone ear

When you wear your headphones for too long and your ears start to hurt.

You: Hey dude, I got headphone ear like 5 times last night!
Friend: That sucks!

by Goder555 September 14, 2018

Ear Heroin

1. what one would call an especially sublime song or band
2. any sound or music that results in one's feeling good
3. a statement or compliment that lifts one's spirits

"Have you heard the new Feist album? It's pure, uncut Ear Heroin!"

by ingloriousone May 25, 2010