ear cripple

pseudo derogatory term describing a person with hearing aids.

ear cripple: i don't like you

bystander: i don't wanna hear it ear cripple

by JlcRepReSent March 18, 2008

ear hook

Pronounced "err hook" as in the St. Louis regional dialect. Meaning is equivalent to eavesdropping with an added level of removal. Used primarily by African-American females when discussing social distrust.

"Girl u know u err hookin' when u done listened to ma conversation and still got it wrong!"

by blazn April 14, 2004

headphone ear

When you wear your headphones for too long and your ears start to hurt.

You: Hey dude, I got headphone ear like 5 times last night!
Friend: That sucks!

by Goder555 September 14, 2018

Ear Rape

Non-consensual, nonreciprocal verbal penetration of the ear canals causing damage to the psyche which may or may not result in the germination of an ear fetus. PC version: Auditory Despoilment

Roberto cornered me by the urinal and started talking to me about his gun collection; before I knew it I had been repeatedly and brutally ear raped.

by kr80 December 19, 2018

ear blood

something that makes your ears bleed

this song is “ear blood”

by abby.r1234 May 4, 2018

Backwards ear

To express immense displeasure in the manner of a cat.

That van parked so close to my new car gave me massive backwards ear.

by HHW666 December 12, 2015

Handle Ears

A pair of ears which are big, much like Dumbo, that if grabbed would aid in the repetitive motion used in a fellatio. Usually these ears are attached to a brown bagger, butterface, or ugly woman, some attractive woman have them, especially if the ears in question are very large.

Damn she's ugly and she has handle ears.

by Jamamoba October 28, 2010