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If you're here you're probably bored and you're searching weird shit on urban dictionary for no reason.

Don't be ashamed, I search weird random dumb shit on urban dictionary all the time too. #nolifegang
X: I can't think of any more weird shot to type on urban dictionary I've already searched basically everything
Y: have you searched "I drink cum"?
X: omg,good idea
I drink cum by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021
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And that’s why we drink 

Shitty podcast where they only talk about themselves all the time. Hosts are Christine and Em, two shitty people that google themselves.
My favourite podcast is and that’s why we drink!

ginergy drink

a drink consisting of Gin and Energy Drink.
I could really go for a ginergy drink right now.
ginergy drink by Lahalla October 7, 2009

energy drink 

Something that little kids and high schoolers like to drink thinking that they are cool. It is harmful for them so they like to drink it and go "ohh im so messed up over this energy drink!" They act like its some kind of drug but they are just drinking a stupid high caffeine drink that tastes like balls.
high schooler: Whoo energy drinks im so messed up!.

John the invisible bear that watches you sleep: Shut the fuck up.
energy drink by Testicle stomper October 10, 2008

Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice 

The single most offensive phrase possible to say on runescape without changing the original words
Turbodyke: Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice, beyotch!
Bluerose13X: Oh my god, I'm so offended!

We Drink Ritalin' 

A flash movie in which Hitler and Alex Chiu dance around while John Desire sings Hot Limit
We Drink Ritalin is really trippy.
We Drink Ritalin' by Zohan Legate September 8, 2003

Five-Star energy drink 

The act of combining a five hour energy with a rockstar. As many of you know five hour energy works, but tastes awful, so we came up with a chaser, a rock star. nicknamed the five star we recommend it for all your all nighters.
Guy 1: Damn dude my lit teacher assigned so much homework i think i may have to pull an all-nighter.

Guy 2: Well you better pick up a five-star energy drink bro. You know they say its a slap of energy to your face.

Guy 1: This is true...
Five-Star energy drink by Teets 22 December 16, 2010