Thiccouliuas dong

A male appendage of similar width and length. This usually results in a misunderstanding. It is mistaken for a tumor and removed

My Thiccouliuas Dong is throbbing in Shrek's ass.

by Why you need my name June 20, 2019

dong take

An opinion that has no basis for an argument, as the explanation given has no merits in relation to the statement being made (the conclusion is arrived at using completely unrelated arguments).

Fanboy: “The Last Jedi was terrible, I am completely lactose intolerant!”

Filthy Casual: “Well that’s a dong take.”

by D00M2099 October 18, 2018

Slang Dong

(v) Having sexual intercourse

George: what are you up to this weekend?
Jerry: hopefully I’m gonna get to slang dong with that new bitch I told you about.

by Dong Slanger August 08, 2021

pumpkin dong

a stupid person.

Shut up you pumpkin dong

by feggbzherhare June 18, 2021

Dong Dipper

A male who sleeps around a lot and often a cheater

"Alex has screwed half the office. He's been a real dong dipper lately"

by gf of creator April 23, 2015

dong king

The guy with the biggest hardon at the circlejerk

Kyle was finally replaced as dong king at our Monday night circlejerk. Juam Bosco came in with a hard dong a full half inch longer, n thicker, too!

by Xaime June 03, 2019

Pepper Dong

A mini gong made out of pepper. You hit it over your food and it sprinkles pepper ovet your food

Do you have the pepper dong? My food needs more flavor.

by hellohsvsjdbd July 30, 2022