Tactical Dildo

A HK416/AR-15 with a suppressor attached to it. Stick it up your ass or maybe even your mouth! Put it to full auto while loaded for weapon cumming, Unload it if you dont wanna be cummed with caliber.

guy1: is that a tactical dildo?
guy2: yeah my grandma gave it to me

by a literal idiot December 22, 2021

dildo sisters

Dildo sisters are two girls who use a double-sided dildo at the same time and have a great time

Damn I heard those chicks are dildo sisters

by Thugbeats801 May 31, 2017

Reverse dildo

A type of dildo shaped like a pussy which is strapped on by males. Usually used in gay sex.

Tom strapped on a reverse dildo and got banged by Jim.

by Saitama 777 May 1, 2021

monster dildo

A huge fucking dildo

Regan used the monster dildo

by Iknowkinkystuff October 20, 2019

Burnt dildo

When you take the ashes from a cremated body and put them in a condom and use them as a dildo.

Have you ever used your ex husband as a burnt dildo?

by Splooogier January 13, 2022

Roger dildo

A zesty way to say okay

Your fly is undone

Ah roger dildo

by Duke_silver September 29, 2021

Poopy dildo

When you finish getting fucked by a plastic dick, but you haven't cleaned out your rectum.

Guy 1: Why are there brown specs, on your plastic dildo?
Guy 2: It's a Poopy Dildo.
Guy 1: EW!
Guy 2: Shut up.

by Skeletonbones July 25, 2021