a young women who lives her life in pain from swollen stds from birth and has a very tight very swollen vagina
Oh my why does that little girl grunt so fearsly" asked the elderly mrs.Farnsworthltonpotstein. the mother of the child replied, "O o my family has a long trace of being dirty diamonds cause of my great great grandma who was a hooker so when she plays sports she takes her anger out in grunts
by El Sapo Mago September 23, 2010
by lvoracle December 14, 2017
A diamond accessory meant for a pierced vagina. A diamond stud/hoop/ring that is inserted into the pierced hole of a vagina.
Purpose is to make the vagina look very expensive. Having a kitty diamond will increase the threshold of a woman's expectations of how much a man must grovel and treat her like the bad ass Queen that she is.
Purpose is to make the vagina look very expensive. Having a kitty diamond will increase the threshold of a woman's expectations of how much a man must grovel and treat her like the bad ass Queen that she is.
"I was unable to keep my erection with that girl last night because her kitty diamond scared me away. Too much pressure!"
"Her kitty diamond forced me to spend an extra 10 minutes of cunnilingus."
"Her kitty diamond forced me to spend an extra 10 minutes of cunnilingus."
by Yolea May 16, 2012
Yesterday, the girl said the guy was a smooth operator that thought he had a diamond dick. Today she says he thinks he has a golden dick. Tomorrow, perhaps he will think his dick will be made of oil, then it will really amount to something.
by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
by Teh Truth May 29, 2015
When you’ve been holding in a poo so long that you’ve gone from solid coal to the required pressure to make hard diamonds.
Man, ‘dem quaaludes got me backed up so good I’ll be making diamonds if that peanut butter doesn’t work soon.
by Happy Hairy Hendrix December 27, 2020