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Dildo Trampoline

The action of a person placing a suction cup dildo on a trampoline and then bouncing on it.
I’m feeling horny today I might do a Dildo Trampoline later.
by Pussyfootedbitch May 13, 2019
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A dildo on wheels

“And Case why did you start arguing anyway?”
“To cover up the fact he looks like a dildo on wheels”
by tw: Ed Sheeran May 9, 2022
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Cleveland dildo

The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.
If you’re going to give me the Cleveland Dildo at least put it in my ass
by Captain clap August 31, 2018
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snicker dildo

A snickers bar used as a dildo to derive pleasure.
Calel: Wow! did you know that Donna has a stash of "fun size" snicker dildos in her closet. dildy
by Bruce Needzweed December 11, 2016
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Burnt dildo

When you take the ashes from a cremated body and put them in a condom and use them as a dildo.
Have you ever used your ex husband as a burnt dildo?
by Splooogier January 13, 2022
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Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.
How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.
by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022
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monster dildo

by Iknowkinkystuff October 20, 2019
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