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Klam Deal

Klam deal=Dårlig sak/ikke bra
Huff, det var en klam deal... = Dårlig sak
Coronaviruset=Klam Deal
by Sairoð March 10, 2020
mugGet the Klam Dealmug.

The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
mugGet the The Real Dealmug.

sweet deal

Two words that a nice teacher named Mark says. They mean something that is poggers/something good that happens to you.
I just got a new car. That's a sweet deal
by plantz June 18, 2021
mugGet the sweet dealmug.

real deal starting line

(n) the actual beginning of legitimacy, which the status quo prefers to bypass, often while pretending to have its basis established in truth regardless
That reference from the Bible where the Savior in it said you can't be His follower unless you give up all you have is the real deal starting line that the whole religion these days just has no regard for.

I know. Nobody wants to run that race from the real deal starting line like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher January 16, 2023
mugGet the real deal starting linemug.

deal big

You say that instead of “big deal” - or when you wanna urge someone to take a risk(s).
Homie 1: omg, I forgot my phone at home !
Homie 2: deal big; we ain’t going back to get it
by crunk_bae24 November 22, 2021
mugGet the deal bigmug.

Catfish Deal

A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.
I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.
by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024
mugGet the Catfish Dealmug.

sir deal

An expression of satisfaction or relief after something good happens. Commonly used by Christian and Eli in the "Christian's Arcade Adventures" YouTube videos
Person 1: "What would you do if you won that arcade game?"

Person 2: "Well, that would be an incredible Sir deal!"
by RamRanch18 November 17, 2023
mugGet the sir dealmug.

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