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road deal

when you pick-up a random piece of ass at a truck stop.
I was driving to Mobile, Alabama and came across a great Road Deal in Biloxi.
by BluesBaller December 13, 2016
mugGet the road dealmug.

Deals

Pretty and a butthead funny but dark humor doesn’t get over her ex
Bryce:Deals is driving my crazy
by Baddiethatgirl418 January 21, 2025
mugGet the Dealsmug.

The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
mugGet the The Real Dealmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Deal with people like me

Is that what I should be saying, fat bitch who proves that even the fat cocks have to slum it sometimes?
Hym "You don't deal with people like me. You fuck the fat cocks and then demonize me for you doing that. NO ONE deals with people like me because there ARE no people like me. There is exactly 1 trillionaire on the planet right now."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2025
mugGet the Deal with people like memug.

The green new deal

A way for big corporations to act like they are doing anything about climate change and stop actual policy changes.
Biden voter: The green new deal is going to stop climate change, finally corporations are actually caring about the future generations.
John: You're literally a conservative.
by Socdem6002 July 29, 2022
mugGet the The green new dealmug.

Deal

A V.I.P. of a brotherhood

also know n as a dealership

stress on a

selected few are inducted into the dealership

"betterluck nexy year" rejection quote
examples of Deal

coDEAAAAL

tofDEAAAAL

penDEAAAAL

ruDEAAAAL

pooDEAAAAL
by coDEAAAL October 23, 2008
mugGet the Dealmug.

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