duck yourself

when you misspell fuck yourself

Oh go duck yourself.

by gizyonPvP August 7, 2017

pull a duck

to offer up being punched in the face in exchange for a cigarette

hey man can i pull a duck?

by irish grenade July 6, 2010

cocky duck

Refers to a cocky fuckboy

That guy's a cocky duck , stay away from him

by DaveStrider is best boi January 1, 2018

submarine duck

A duck that dives beneath the water. Ducks in the Submarine Duck family include: Buffleheads, Hardhead, or any duck that decides to swim underwater.

Unlike a surface dwelling Mallard duck, Submarine ducks swim under the water like submarines.

by Quack-Doctor February 19, 2022

The gooey duck

When two men dock each others prolapsed anuses.

Kris and Jeff tried the gooey duck on Saturday, it didn't go well. Jeff got stuck and they looked like two dogs stuck to each other.

by Hi5yoface February 13, 2019

kid duck

a guy who looks and acts like kid rock at a kid rock show.

"Hey look, there goes kid duck" lets throw a beer on him.

by mrknthedrk October 2, 2012

Fucking the Duck

Telling someone they are not doing anything useful with their time.

Person 1: "I thought I told you to do your homework."
Person 2: "I am."
Person 1: "To me it just looks like you're fucking the duck."

by jg357 November 11, 2018