donkey rope

a thick-ass gold necklace worn by rappers in the 1980s.

Dirt Nasty: Y'all can't hold my donkey rope!

by Snakeypoo August 26, 2008

donkey splat

Semi-solid, explosive defecation that flies out of the anus at high velocity.

"I barely made it home in time to drop some major donkey splats."

by Torchiest March 10, 2009

donkeyman

donkeyman is a merchant navy term for a stoker on the old steam ships. I appreciate it's not a tremendously humorous definition.

Granddad, why did you become a 'donkeyman'?

'Cos yer Mam can't cook, and I like the taste of coal.

by Andy_is_not_my_name September 8, 2010

donkey bridge

A mental tool to make a connection between one idea and another, specifically for simple ideas that only a donkey would need help remembering. A mnemonic is an example.

Professor: B-cells mature in the Bone marrow while T-cells mature in the Thymus. B with B and T with T. That's a simple donkey bridge for you to remember when studying the immune system.

Student: What the crap is a donkety bridge?

Professor: (see definition)

by Evan L. June 5, 2007

Donks

A nickname for a dude with a monstrous cock

Make sure Donks doesn’t wear any shorts. Last time we went to the pool, my girl couldn’t keep her eyes off that thing.

by MerDer85 April 8, 2020

donkjack

The act of one lover spraying axe body spray on a large black dildo. The partner then inserts the dildo into any open cavity on the partners body while spraying axe body spray into the persons eyes.

Fuck yeah we did it last night man...i did that donkjack on dat bitch!

by Shitman the Barbarian September 1, 2007

donkey sombrero

A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.

Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"

Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**

by Dr. Courtney DVM December 9, 2008