Hillbilly dildo

It is Kentuckian for «corn cob»

Person A: I can go for some hillbilly dildo tonight.
Person B: You can go for hillbilly dildo every night.

by Cezanne 57 August 07, 2021

Kayra's Dildo

A small standoff attached on only 1 end, usually without purpose.

Person 1: did you see that kayra's dildos have appeared all over the bot?
Person 2: sad

by Dean Dawson January 31, 2022

daft dildo

Someone who is stupid and everything about them is fake. Can be used as an insult or a playful insult when your friend does something stupid

Derived from the phrase "Daft dimbo"

Brian is acting like a daft dildo.

Ron fell flat on his bum after trying to carry to many boxes at once. I laughed and called him a daft dildo.

by DestroyerOfFeels December 12, 2016

Natural Dildo

Yet another way to say penis... Just what the world needed

1: Have you fucked a Natural Dildo?
2: No I'm still a virgin I've only used plastic ones.

by SlightlyMango February 04, 2022

Dildo Trampoline

The action of a person placing a suction cup dildo on a trampoline and then bouncing on it.

I’m feeling horny today I might do a Dildo Trampoline later.

by Pussyfootedbitch May 13, 2019

redneck dildo

a rusty trailer hicth

she enjoined a redneck dildo in the corn field

by dert butter March 04, 2018

Dildo launcher

Rocket launcher on fortnite

Don’t hit me with that dildo launcher man!

by November 27, 2022