dan ord

A wild man that eats face when kisses you, enjoys slippery surfaces, dosent like to be seperated from lover, Loves to try to impress girls by jumping over things, feeds his cat, bipolar.

That man was a dan ord. the way he fed his cat orange peels.

by nayywayyhayy May 10, 2009

Dan Andrews

1. (noun) A Labor Party idiot/Victorian Premier/lockdown-lover/puppeteer of Albo (Anthony Albanese, the dickhead Prime Minister). See dickhead.
2. (verb) To fall down the stairs whilst blind drunk and listening to the song "Get on the Beers" by Mashd & Kutcher, which features clips of one of Dan Andrews' press conferences. Dictator Dan (Daniel Andrews) did this whilst Premier.

Did you do the Dan Andrews in your apartment?

by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023

Dan Patton

the most hottest guy ever.
he meow's alot.

for example, 'MEOW MOTHER FUCKERS DAN PATTON IS HOT'

by Sparkes_ October 17, 2011

dan mac

A little bender that listens to smooth radio and has a Calendar to write everything

Dan Mac the bender

by Big fat hard on July 23, 2021

dan jones

honestly anyone can fall in love with you and you fall in love too easily. i love you with all of my heart and i’m sure other people do. you are many people soulmates i’m sure but i only wish that i was yours. i love you dan and i always will

dan jones is the love of my life.

by my virtual therapy December 2, 2021

Dan haider

A term used for A British boy who knows all possible slang

Dan:That's peak fam
Timos: didn't ask
Francis: such a Dan Haider

by Randi gandu April 4, 2021

Dan & Kevin

Two of the most common names of men suffering from balding.

What happen to Dan & Kevin's hair?

by whoamI May 24, 2012