Daisy

Forever alone

-Who's She dating?
-Nobody, she's Daisy

by theknowitall101 January 25, 2014

John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.

Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.

by MistahTom June 17, 2006

dairy

a group of (usu. used with Milfs, Milves or Milfen) - see MILF.
Similarly to a pride of lions, a school of fish or a bevy of beauties we have the phrase "A dairy of milfen/milfs/milves". The use of the -en plural lends it a pseudo-dated feeling and credibility. Those with a more contemporary taste,however, can use milfs or milves.

On my way home I passed by a dairy of milfen, wriggling their buttocks and swinging their knockers in slow motion. Waa-waa wee-wa!

by Vidra September 23, 2008

The Daily Show

The last vestige of the "liberal media (truth)" that Republicans bitch about so much.

The Daily Show is the shit.

by Genesis September 13, 2004

daily express

the opposite of the voice of reason

nuff said. the sun rules

by David Richardson March 29, 2005

Take a Daily

Having a bowel movement, taking a dump, pinching a loaf, crapping.

Mom, I'll meet you in the car. I have to take a daily.

by pppooooo August 27, 2009

daily donut

to jiz on a girls face and then punch her in the nose.

i gave her a daily donut last night and her nose would not stop bleeding.

by jjstat July 6, 2008