Knows his children have no food or money left but takes $600 to blow on a Vegas trip. 32 year old without a clue on how to be a man. Still smokes weed & gets addicted to any substance ever tried. Has no respect for his wife & disrespects the mother of his children in front of the children. Feels so guilty about how poorly he's treated his wife that he tries to assassinate her character. God forbid he ever have to be held accountable for his behavior.
Wife: We have no food or money left & ALL the bills are due
Deadbeat Dad: Here's $100, I'll keep the rest & go to Vegas
Deadbeat Dad: Here's $100, I'll keep the rest & go to Vegas
by Kileomama July 7, 2017
Get the Deadbeat dadmug. A non-exsistant thing
by Jason's dad April 18, 2016
Get the Jason's dadmug. A father who makes a good living and bitches about having to pay $256 dollars a month in child support even though he can afford it but would rather spend all his money on whiskey and pot. A true live asshole.
I wish someone would take my deadbeat dad out in the back and set his head on fire because he is such an asshole.
by YourCloud July 9, 2003
Get the deadbeat dadmug. The standard set of albums from the 60s and 70s that every boomer likes. Boomers try to get younguns to listen to dad rock by loading up "best albums ever" lists with them. Dad rockers have no desire to listen to recent music and are stuck in the past.
by donth January 21, 2004
Get the dad rockmug. Dad-Body
1. A body resembling a man who lives a sedentary lifestyle, flabby, usually comes with a keg gut. Sometimes can see penis, most of the time cannot. Body resembles his personality; dull, lifeless, and very conservative.
2. Once in shape, but clearly has lost most athletic properties. Best suited for sitting at a desk chair, possibly doing ones taxes.
1. A body resembling a man who lives a sedentary lifestyle, flabby, usually comes with a keg gut. Sometimes can see penis, most of the time cannot. Body resembles his personality; dull, lifeless, and very conservative.
2. Once in shape, but clearly has lost most athletic properties. Best suited for sitting at a desk chair, possibly doing ones taxes.
Alex has a dad-body
by MikeMikeJoe September 2, 2013
Get the dad-bodymug. Typically, an middle aged man whose butt has grown sideways versus outward. A dad butt can typically be found in khakis with pleats. The largeness will only be found in viewing from behind and not a sideways glance.
by Bootyesque February 7, 2017
Get the dad buttmug. by Moribriscoe July 3, 2021
Get the step-dadmug.