Crunchy Kimchi Banshee

When One Partner wishes to be eaten2 out of/on (Typically) their Anus or other Reproductive place below the torso; i.e. Penis, Vagina, Taint Region Before or After Intercourse with a fresh mixture placed upon said region consisting of Hot Sauce (depending how hot n' spicy burnin' you like it), kettle chips (plain or flavoured of your choice) and Kimchi mixed together in one go.

She wanted it spicy and different, she wanted to moan, scream and burn with pleasure, so I gave her a Crunchy Kimchi Banshee.

by BigSDub May 2, 2025

Crunchy

Crunchy can be used to describe someone who has done something foolish or is exhausted. Common slang from the 1990s used "crunchy" to mean foolish or embarrassing in a public way.

I tripped in front of them, and now I feel so crunchy!

by mecca71 October 31, 2025

Crotch Crunchier

The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.

When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.

by mojoroach June 16, 2011

simple crunchy

"Simple Crunchy" people tend to politically lean right, eat organics and gluten-free, garden, recycle, use natural health and beauty products, and buy environmentally safe cleaning products. They do all without a lot of fuss.

While the Smiths like parts of the crunch lifestyle, they aren't into the drama of all the neo-hippie and hipster scenes. They are simple crunchy and live a fairly normal lifestyle.

by japaneseparsley August 7, 2015

michael crutcher

A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

Michael crutcher is A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

by Hey you girl October 12, 2017

Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019

Nica-Crunchwrap

A Nicaraguan Style Crunchwrap. Consist of Gallo Pinto, Carne Asada, Sour Cream, Repollo, Chilero, Queso Frito and a tostone. All wrapped in a Flour Tortilla. Created by @chefnica415 at @kikis_Antioch_925

“That chefnica is always coming up with some fire creations the last one was the Nica-Crunchwrap”

by Chef505 May 1, 2021