Crotch weed

When weed falls on your lap when rolling a joint or packing a bowl

Courtney's lap was filled with crotch weed after rolling a joint

by Ekesty August 8, 2016

Crotch Nostril

Another word for vagina.

"I had her crotch nostril dripping like a water tap by the time I was done"

by #1fagit October 6, 2013

crotch fountain

What you make when you make ur girlfriend, wife, or other female sexual partner squirt in projectile fashion

She came so much I turned that pussy to a crotch fountain...

by Joe the garza May 1, 2015

Crotch Camping

When a male is in deep sleep facing upwards and has a full erection.

Joe: "Damn, Mike. Looks like Johnny is crotch camping again"

Mike: "Alright let me go get some horseshoes"

by Sweetard April 10, 2009

Crotch Launcher

A whore; A woman who launches her pussy like a rocket launcher launches rockets!

Better buy an STD test, I heard that girl’s a real crotch launcher!

by The Naked Unicorn May 5, 2021

crotch purse

A vagina, especially when used to store various items, such as change, or lipstick.

Hey girl, you got an extra tissue in your crotch purse?

by Mikefromearth November 8, 2013

Crotch Tax

Child support payments

I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.

by Eric Thorsland September 12, 2012