carell

A person who is in love with twats

Hey look at that carell drooling at that little twat

by Dhiwghksns April 29, 2016

cell phone

a status symbol availiable to only the rich, ...and to people smart enough to ask for the 'pay for free minuts' plan which is a hell of a lot cheaper than prepay.

people with the "hang up and drive" sticker, thought that they couldn't afford a cell cause they didn't understand their options, or went to a stupid shop that doesn't understand the options.

by CHRISTIAN LARDY February 16, 2005

glass cellar

A theory put forth by whiny men afraid their position of societal dominance is at risk because some women might get into positions of power. The theory goes that men may be disproportionately represented in higher positions, but for that they're also disproportionately represented in dirty, dangerous work that women, supposedly, don't want to touch (like mining, construction, fire-fighting, soldiering, etc.).

The theory sounds plausible until you look at it for longer than about five seconds. It then falls apart because:

1. Women have been clamouring for dangerous positions like fire-fighting and soldiering for ages now and it is *men* who have been opposing this on a variety of ridiculous grounds.

2. The "glass cellar" only holds true if you selectively ignore traditionally-female occupations such as prostitution which are easily as destructive and dangerous to the practitioner as are traditionally-male occupations like mining and construction.

The "glass cellar" is, in short, a ridiculous piece of whining by a bunch of insecure man-children.

"I can't get out of the glass cellar because management keeps promoting those damned women who actually work and try to get things done."

by jiadi August 18, 2013

CELLIFRIED

When a cell phone is being texted non stop and overloaded with text(s)

My phone was CELLIFRIED when everyone was calling me, when they heard I had a babay boy.

by DEL415 September 25, 2010

celli

An abnormally large child who uses his largism for repeating acts of pimpism

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

steve carell

Steve John Carell

Funniest Man Alive

He has starred and co-starred in several films including
Bruce Almighty, Anchorman,
The 40 Year-Old Virgin,
Little Miss Sunshine,
Evan Almighty (the sequel to Bruce Almighty),
Dan in Real Life, Horton Hears a Who!,
and Get Smart.

In the hit show "The Office". He plays as "Michael Scott", a neurotic regional manager with ass-like traits.
He hits his coworkers with cars, hosts appalling dinner parties, and cries over dead chair models.
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID", is his favorite saying.

(after micheal (steve carell) agrees to stop speaking inappropriately in the "work place")

Jim Halpert: Does that include 'that's what she said'?

Michael Scott: Mmhh, yes.

Jim Halpert: Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael Scott: Mmmm... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!


-Singing to the tune of American Pie-,

Michael Scott:
Bye, bye, Miss Chair Model Lady / I dreamt that we were married and you treated me nice / We had lots of kids / Drinking whiskey and rye / Why'd you have to go off and die? / Why'd you have to go off and die...

by fluffy fingers. July 3, 2008

cell pwn

to insult a third party over the phone, and then hang up.

Person 1: I'm leaving you for larry! You're a horrible lover!
Person 2: It's okay, biatch, your va jay jay was staanky anyways!
/hang up.
Person 2: I totally cell pwned Lisa. Stupid whore.

by Brandon K. and Drew P. July 15, 2007