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creatine virgin athlete

This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.
Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024
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Creating

The process by which humans were created, when the devil shoved a retarded parrot in a diseased monkey.
Wow you really creating that exam, I'm guessing you're dropping the class...
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Creative coom

The act of 2 or more people in bed, when a male ejaculates semen onto parts of the bed, which the others decorate it with food coloring, sprinkles etc. It is considered rude not to rub the piece of art all over yourself after completing.
Me and a bunch of other girls did a creative coom after college. It was very fun and exciting.
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creative assembly

No one likes creative assembly for selling blood packs for 2 quid
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Creativities

The act of taking part in self generated or organised creative process/es, whether that be as an individual or part of a group, club or business. Particularly if the creative act is using the imaginations of those involved.
Come and see the wide range of creativities we have on offer.
by nsiuser June 25, 2024
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Created

you so created
you a goofy
by gomdgoofy January 29, 2026
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Createophobia

Irrational fear of the Minecraft Create Mod, its addons and mods derived from it.
WhY ArE wE uSiNG cReAtE, I hAvE cReAtEoPhObIa!?!?!?!?!?
by stridsvagn February 21, 2026
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