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Crab Dancing

dancing to appear as a crab by shuffling side to side with your hands in the air opening and closing like tongs. if you do so well enough you might fool others around you into thinking you’re actually a crab. takes a lot of practice tho
person 1: “bruv do u see that guy crab dancing
person 2: “what guy all I see is a crab”
by justacrabdancer May 30, 2020
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crab party

a crab party is any time 2 or more crabs are visible at any given time
last night I woke up to get some water and there was a crab party going on, all four of them!
by dogboyandfrogperson February 24, 2021
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moola crab

Utter fanswagalisticness. It can refer to a person or crab. This creature can save the world.
Girl: Ugh I can't even today!
Friend: OMG we better call a moola crab to make it better!
by Mmeow_meoww April 19, 2015
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The Hermit Crab

the act of inserting two fist's into a woman's vagina, and then once in her musky cave, the lower fist sprawls out and does a tickling motion using the fingers !!
Dave:How did go with that girl last night??
Jim: Ya, it went really well, I used The Hermit Crab on her !!
by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012
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Crab walking

CS:GO fag awper crouch walking down the map with 100% accuracy hunting for a kill.
Dude this fag is just crab walking down highway. Fuck this game.
by Trimped February 13, 2017
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cig crab

Cig crabs are sentient crabs who enjoy smoking. They are prone to showing up during activities to dispense commentary at the price of a humiliation. It is customary to thank the cig crab for its consideration.
It was early so I was watching Arthur on TV. The show literally said "just be yourself" and I saw a cig crab on the bed next to me, he said "That's what I do" and scratched my face. Thanks cig crab.
by Dusty Pump October 9, 2014
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Crab Rangussy

When you heat up a crab rangoon in the microwave for 30 seconds and it comes out creaming out the crevices on the top with cheese and crab.
Man check out the leftover Chinese, its got some crab rangussy on the side.
by kojer! December 30, 2021
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