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Covfefe

A Fallout deathclaw wearing a French maid outfit.
"I was stunned when I came across a covfefe during my travels."
by Username Redacted August 16, 2018
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Covfefe

(noun) a villainous party of words thrown by the media.

cov-fefe
dude, did you see what insert public figure or celebrity just wore to the supermarket? It's mega covfefe time.

let's get our covfefe on. he's done it again, damn.
by kokoz June 1, 2017
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Covfefe

I got Covfefe all over my pretty blue dress.
by houndhhhounddoge1 July 10, 2017
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Covfefe

Originating from a tweet written by notorious 45th U.S. President, Donald John Trump. The word simply means the inability to think of the word you need to use. It's essentially a stand-in.

The tweet was delivered on the 132nd day of Trump's presidency and turned the nation to uproar. It read 'Despite the constant negative press covfefe'.

This means that the President had obviously lost his train of thought. There are much better priorities than finishing tweets, like building walls and denying people basic rights, so he simply had to use the uncommon word covfefe.
"What is the answer to this equation?"

"It's... covfefe!"

"I was just talking to uh... covfefe"

"I need a cup of covfefe"
by Newtronian June 2, 2017
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Covfefe

A word in a tweet Donald Trump made regarding the constant negative press.

The actual drink is made from roasted "constant negative press" and is enjoyed by Professional Fidget Spinner Atheletes across the world.
"Dispite the constant negative press covfefe" - Donald J Trump
by Flangueins June 13, 2017
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covfefe

A compound word championed by Mr. Trump joining "cov" (a confirmation of sexual victory) to "fefe" (having sex with a rubber glove-lined sock in prison). Usually shouted late at night upon successful completion of the act
Teenager in bedroom: "incomprehensible grunting covfefe!!"
by yogurtman87 June 1, 2017
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Covfefe

"Covfefe" is the nagging itch one gets, often appearing in an important persons ass crack, sometimes extending to the crotch creases, which one gets when said important person puts on enough weight so that they can no longer care for their own basic bodily needs by themselves.
Person 1 says: "Hey, is it me or is President Trump's golf game going south lately?"
Person 2 says: "Well, I'm no expert, but I've heard from an unnamed source that several world leaders say they heard he suffers from Covfefe and an another unnamed W.H. staff member is helping to 'clean up the dirt', if you know what I mean..."
by Gpod52 May 31, 2017
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