cotton head niggy muffins

When a black person rather plump has white hair.
you look at that cotton head niggy muffins over there.
by niggleupinthisbiggle March 05, 2019
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Joe how's that cotton candy flavored lung cancer?
Man this pod is so fucking good man, want a hit?
nah lung cancer ain't for me bro
by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2021
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butt cotton

Another way of saying toilet paper. Instead just say butt cotton because toilet paper feels like cotton (sometimes). And the first word “butt” is touched by the butt cotton before the sheet goes in the toilet.
Mum, we need more butt cotton in the bathroom!
by B1G B3N November 04, 2017
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Cotton cock

Your cock after a stoned girl gives you a blowjob
by sugmeoff June 05, 2021
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Cotton Blast

When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.
I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.
by Rob Burry June 29, 2024
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Cotton Capital

Family or institutional wealth, tainted by and largely attributable to the labor and production of enslaved peoples.

Think plantations: cotton, sugar cane, coffee, tea, cocoa, rubber, bananas, etc.
That family may have lots of "old money", but it's "cotton capital"!
by NeedleTurn August 18, 2024
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