cotton head niggy muffins

When a black person rather plump has white hair.
you look at that cotton head niggy muffins over there.
by niggleupinthisbiggle March 05, 2019
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Joe how's that cotton candy flavored lung cancer?
Man this pod is so fucking good man, want a hit?
nah lung cancer ain't for me bro
by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2021
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butt cotton

Another way of saying toilet paper. Instead just say butt cotton because toilet paper feels like cotton (sometimes). And the first word “butt” is touched by the butt cotton before the sheet goes in the toilet.
Mum, we need more butt cotton in the bathroom!
by B1G B3N November 04, 2017
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Candy My Cotton

When A Person Ejaculates On Another Person's Pubic Hair(s).
"I'm about to bust!, Where do you want me to cum?" "Candy My Cotton, Daddy!"
by teabrizzee April 24, 2023
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Cotton Vag.

When you smoke some loud and it leaves you with a really really dry mouth , but also your lady notices how overwhelming dry her vagina is .
Baby you've been smoking some loud cuz you've got a bad case of cotton vag.
by BrianJenny April 09, 2018
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cotton boner

When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.
Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!
by semami4700 April 29, 2019
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