Cooter Boof

The act of expelling marijuana smoke into the female vaginal canal with the intent of intoxication.

Dude I cooter boofed her so hard she was blowing smoke rings

by BoofinKing May 16, 2025

Cooter

A females vagina

(Noun) coochie

I nut in her cooter and escape on my scooter

by glizzymane ll October 2, 2020

Cooter shooter

When a female sneezes/queefs causing the tampon in her vagina to shoot out like a bullet from an m-16. Deadly at close range if hit directly.

Did you hear how terry died….apparently Meghanns cooter shooter when off and killed him.

by PJohns3372 August 16, 2023

Cooter Mousse

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.

Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!

by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021

cooter flute

Any object that a woman can insert into her vagina that may make her sing along in pleasure.

"Dude I caught her playing with her cooter flute yesterday!! "

by Choach Poacher May 27, 2021

Cooter $pecial

When your partner stacks at least one roll of Quarters in their cooter and whispers cooter $pecial while squatting over your face and releasing the package.

Hey Ricky wanna come back to our apartment and we can serve you a little cooter $pecial?

Hell yeah!

by Satan sack December 2, 2019

Cooter Nail

When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.

I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.

by Reverend Gibs May 2, 2024