A person who when talked to doesn't make much sense and is a bad conversationist. The person being talked to walks away more confused then when they started the nonversation. The nonversationist usually enjoys hearing themselves and rambling on about nothing.
Betty: I just had a nonversation with Joanne.
Laurianne: I'm sorryI forgot to tell you shes such a nonversationist
Illiterate tween's rendition of esprit d'escalier; also, the feeling you get if ever you find yourself talking to a "digital native" millennial who's blithely ignorant about the physical world or events that occurred before 2005.
When Amanda began to recount the top trending memes and emoji from her Instavine twit-feed I was stricken with pangs of conversational remorse.
Someone who constantly ends conversations with a one word answer. Usually with phrases like, not much, or apologizing too much. There isn't anything wrong with Konversation Killers, they are just annoying to talk to online. If one is to be called a konversation killer, they should put more effort into the conversation.
Person 1:sooo whats up?
Person 2:not much
Person 1:you must be confusing entertaining with boring right now........cause your really being boring.
Person 2:sorry what
Person 1:Remember when I told you that you should entertain me?and then you said "no i'm no ho"
Person 2: no sorry that doesnt ring a bell
Person 1:oh I must be confusing you with someone else....
Person 2: prolly
Person 1: You're a Konversation Killer
As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.
On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.
Billy: So, my girlfriend cheated on me.
Bob: But at least she cheated on you with an uglier guy.
Billy: haha... I guess
Bob: isn't it nice to have a friend who can crack jokes when you're trying to convey such serious conversationings?