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Christopher Columbus

A man who is wrongly portrayed as evil. He was not evil, racism was simply a fact of life back then. He also didn’t kill all native Americans, most of them died by disease.
Keep Christopher Columbus day! He was a smart man who gave birth to the modern Western Hemisphere. None of us Americans would be here without him. He didn’t slaughter all the Natives, disease killed them.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 29, 2020
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christopher columbus

When a guy creeps around a girl and pours pepper on her face then pulls her hair and rubs her taint.
Dude this guy gave me a Christopher Columbus and I haven't been able to smell anything for two weeks.
by Soule187 June 18, 2008
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columbian exchange

The act of fingering a girls ass while receiving a hardcore yet very satisfying blowjob.
Ej: That blowjob was awesome last night!

Lacy: If you didn't give me the columbian exchange, last night would've sucked!
by Poppa Bear 69 May 4, 2014
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Columbine

What angsty teens pull when they're rejected by even the NAZI club.
Man Fuck You I'm pulling a Columbine
by fuckerssss June 2, 2007
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Columbian Adams Apple

The act of a person performing oral sex on a male. The person performing the oral sex on the male must swallow a small bag of coke. One end of a string is to be tied to the small coke bag, the other end is to be tied to the base of the male's penis whom is recieving the oral sex. When the male that is recieving the oral sex is about to ejaculate, he pulls out far enough to remove the coke bag and make a popping sound, ejaculates on the person's throat while snorting the bag of coke.
I really appriciate a good Columbian Adams Apple from time to time.
by Karl Mahley May 16, 2009
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Columbus

Columbus is a stupid school where stupid hoes go to. People who go to columbus are dumb and they are lax bros. If you go to Columbus you will 99.99% of the time like stupid sports like volleyball and cricket.
"Mateo pulled such a Columbus yesterday, he loves cricket.
by Colombus is stupid March 19, 2013
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Columbus Buckeye

The act of having vaginal intercourse with a man who has just finished performing anal sex.
Caught up in the moment, Bob decided to try doing a Columbus Buckeye with the girl.
by r2d2atemyhomework August 20, 2006
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