stony classic

Any song that when played at a party will kill the mood almost instantly. A music genre that forces one to consider suicide.

Everyone was dancing and having fun until the song got changed to a stony classic.

by jlzd May 2, 2014

classic vlandis

When a Vlandis (klutz) does a stupid action.

Wow way to flunk you quiz, classic Vlandis

by Jjfumes April 18, 2015

classic

Something that big companies like to ruin.

Guy 1 - Hey did you seen that panda twerking with little girls on Cartoon Network yesterday ?
Guy 2 - Yeah,they totally ruined my childhood classic!

by ad48 August 12, 2016

Classic Prick

A tall white skinny man who lives in Edina Minnesota

Wow he is such a classic prick

by money time November 2, 2016

classic jan

when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.

Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"

Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"

by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016

classic

In modern urban Scotland, it possibly just means "great" or "nice," with a hint of "thanks." Similar to "cheers."

"Anyone got a pen?" "I've got one; here you go." "Oh, classic!"

by ScottySplunge December 8, 2015

classic ivory bisque

A term used to describe skin tone that is pure and free of blemishes .

The girl in the restaurant stood out from the rest because of her classic ivory bisque like skin and warm smile.

by Discoduck23 March 5, 2016