Christopher

an ass but hes cool ig

"christophers such an ass"
but hes kinda cool...

by rosevv August 22, 2022

Christopher

Buy Chris for $32.95 and he comes with 9 color options. No returns and he smells like cheeks.

Christopher is so damn expensive

by Hsisjbekansjdibdhd November 10, 2025

christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....

Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!

by McPherson January 15, 2025

Christopher Ortiz

Great handsome looking guy with the holy spirit in him and also known as a "God".

Make my blessings come truth Christopher Ortiz

by Christopher Ortiz December 1, 2021

Christopher

Christopher is an amazing man. Very loyal and knows many people, but he's a very shy person. He really can get hurt easily by his own friends but hides it inside. Either way he finds happiness by distracting himself. He seeks for love a lot and hopes to find his true love. When he finds love he's the most happiest man in the world. This is for my boyfriend chris. I love you

Person1: Bro remember Christopher?!
Person2: Oh yeah! He was a pretty cool dude..

by anonymous December 25, 2021

Christophe

The best person on the planet, tall with even higher IQ and massive dick. Flippin sexy, great kisser and better fucker

Girl 1: Last night I had absolute shit sex

Girl 2: Mine was amazing, I had a Christophe.

by Be friends with Christophe December 9, 2021

Dirty Christopher

When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes

Named after the legendary Christopher Forde

“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024