The nicest guy in the world. He slowly keeps into your heart and warms your soul with the gentlest of ease until you feel like you never want to let go. He catches you by surprise with kisses in elevators and nights with the soundest of sleep. When trying to leave the bed he can pull you back with just the simplest of glances... yes, he is a keeper. H3 @LSO H@S @ B!G D!CK
A Christopher is Lance Armstrong, Peter Vanderkaay and Steve Prefontaine all rolled up into one.... just YES!!
by No se 🤷🏽♂️ November 20, 2023
Get the Christophermug. Christ-bearer, the one person who can bring your spirit up when you are down. He is tall and strong. You can talk to him and never get bored of it. They are funny, smart, and everything else you could ask for. If you find a Christopher keep them close and never let them go.
Person1: Hey have you seen Christopher
Person2: Ya how could I not he is in the gym doing 400 on bench-press
Person2: Ya how could I not he is in the gym doing 400 on bench-press
by The_1_true_MEATBALL December 26, 2020
Get the Christophermug. Person 1:"Hey can I see the photos from yesterday?" Person 2:"you can't see anything Christopher's forehead glare blined the lens." Person 1"should've saw that coming"
by Why di you want to know? November 23, 2021
Get the Christophermug. LOML. Total g
best guy ever
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copped the best one
fuckin love this dopey guy
always really sweet, knows just what to say and do to make things better, super funny, husband material.
best guy ever
fr
copped the best one
fuckin love this dopey guy
always really sweet, knows just what to say and do to make things better, super funny, husband material.
by aliasv3nus February 6, 2021
Get the Giovanni Christopher W.mug. A guy who is very cute and funny. Has once lived at 1052 Grove parkway and loves all men. He likes to nap and is an overall top 10 hottest men to walk the earth.
by Poopy_pants22 November 23, 2021
Get the christopher morris byrdmug. Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.
“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.
by Corncakes December 3, 2023
Get the Christopher Columbusmug. The most attractive guys have this name. They are perfect and are the sweetest. He makes everyone happy, even if your having a bad day. Everyone needs one.
by Urmomssecretlover ;) November 29, 2021
Get the Christophermug.