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Christopher Rivera

The Big Drop, Big Alpha, Mr.”Bag-a-bitch
Everybody watch out! Christopher Rivera just stepped outside today!!
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Christopher

The love of my life and the absolute best person to enter my life
That’s Christopher. Hes the love of my life.
by goth.boi.clique October 18, 2021
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christopher

allisann’s really cool hot beautiful sexy boyfriend
“yo who is christopher? he’s kinda cute ngl”
“that’s allisann’s boyfriend
by allisann February 13, 2023
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A guy who GLAZES nba youngboy, mustangs, and that one trash Celtics player.
Christopher Martin Sulfer Jr successfully did licky licky.
by Ur brother bitch October 23, 2025
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christophe

Christophe is the best guys around, the most handsome guy, the most intelligent. they are rich as fuck, has a big cock, and blow their load in their girlfriend's face. Like short girl with a tight ass named sandra
Christophe for the win!
by jackftw October 6, 2017
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Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.
Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.
by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025
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Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024
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