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Christian

a depress person who believe's in god, but loves to pick fights with his girlfriends sister.
but a all round good person
by KArli bug December 16, 2008
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christian

a fun guy who just happens to like dudes but thats okay because he is funny and kind and always looks for the best in people. He is responsible and dependable.
1."hey do you know christian?"
2."that gay kid?"
1."no that guy who is freaking awesome!"
by delena lover August 17, 2011
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christianize

The act of having sex in a place where you or someone you know has not had sex yet. Tainting a place by having sex, or doing dirty things.
friend 1: "Dude i think my girlfriend and I are gonna christianize my car tonight!"

friend 2: "your really gonna do it in your brand new car?"

friend 1: "Hell ya man it needs to be christianized sometime soon, better now than later!"
by cherrypoppins6969 August 16, 2010
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christianity

me: DUDEEEE YOU DID YOU KNOW CHRISTIANITY(cult) IS JUST OTHER CULT MEMBERS TRYING TO MIND CONTROL YOU
my friends: wow
by gay emo October 21, 2019
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Christianity

The most awesome and true religion. They are cool, smart, nice, and are mostly Republicans. Most Christians are not rich, corrupted, and democratic morns.
Christianity is good and Godly.
by The Bible Theorist May 12, 2021
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Christianity

The best religion of them all.

God has the power and he will save you as long as you believe in him! God, along with his crucified son Jesus will try to make peace on the Earth.

Though this beautiful mission is very hard to fulfill because of another very idiotic religion, who brainwashes its followers, called islam! The mission will be fulfilled.

Islam is the source of all bad on the Earth. It results in terrorism and every muslim (a follower of Islam) is a terrorist - sadly enough!

Allah (the god of islam) is worshiped like the christian god (God), but they are not the same because the do not repersent the same qualities! God is beautiful, Allah is satan!

Islam and Christianity will never agree with each other.
This hostility has resulted in many wars throughout the history of humanity.

Don't be fooled by islam!

God will help you the trough hard times! He will be grateful if you are grateful of his presence. God will love you if you love him!

If christianity "ruled" the world - there would a peace!
"Christianity is beautiful"

"Terrorists is alway muslims"
by The Crusader of God's true luv November 5, 2011
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Christianity

the Christie Brinkley belief system that men fall over when women walk in the room.. women look ageless with creams and a bit of exersize and coffee
After using these products Christianity take place. The Christianity that happened was not our fault.
by brinkley66 June 29, 2015
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