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Cheeto

'Cheeto' A code word used to announce if someone of the opposite sex is unattractive. Someone that falls into the friend zone.
That guy is a cheeto, nice guy but unattractive. #FRIENDZONE
by ZellaElla August 12, 2014
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cheetah turf

One's property. Specifically, belonging to a feisty and/or scrappy female.
Uh oh..that girl stepped on her cheetah turf by trying to dance with that other girl's man. Shits about to go down.
by afarmer March 29, 2015
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cheetoman

A guy who's dick is the length of a Cheeto. Nickname for someone who has a small dick.
omfg, there is cheetoman. He sends me pictures of his Cheeto dick ALL THE TIME.
by ChaoticAnarchy January 7, 2016
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cheetah greeto

Cheetah greeto- idek
by CheetahGreeto August 6, 2016
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cheeto pubes

1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.
1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?
by Yuuuuuggeeee November 13, 2016
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cheeto jizz

The act of eating cheetos and and the orange dust that remains on your fingers!
Matt! You got cheeto jizz all over the television remote!!
by SemperSooies November 25, 2016
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Cheetah pants

When you wait to long to poop and leave dots in your undies.
I had a bad case of cheetah pants the other night.
by NicBri November 27, 2016
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