Chalkpox

Any tanned person with a large cluster of white epidermal spots. This usually occurs when one has bleach splatter on their skin and doesn't wash it off or when sunblock splatters on their skin while out in the sun.

I splattered sunblock all over Jeff while we were at the beach and he developed chalkpox.

by Gorgafnarion August 17, 2010

Nails to my chalkboard

A saying used to display a strong hate but worst than the word hate

Colby: you know that Ian kid, I took his girl and he’s really just the nails to my chalkboard.
Friend: yeah he’s a cunt

by Colby.exe November 29, 2018

Calkurus

This word was originally derived by Dr. Shih from the ancient neanderthalian root words Cal - Kar- Oos, meaning "Out of sync shit carburetor carburetor". However, today the meaning of the word is thought to resemble that of calculus.

"Class, today we have to dou two homeworks tree and four. We no need to get behind for the Calkurus exam May. Homeworks quiz tomorrow on one and too"

by Scott October 19, 2004

chakenschmoy

the art of taking ones disembodied larynx and smearing it on another person (usually over the age of 41) without their permission

sir youre under arrest on the account of chakenschmoy of the first degree

by 1337 Haxz0r!!11oneone April 4, 2005

Chaka Shlong

A huge penis that gets a lot of action...from men.

I picked up some male strippers and rocked the chaka shlong all night in the telly!

by Mario Fillini November 10, 2008

chacking

to mess around or do something aimlessly, without motiviation or reason. it can be used to refer to someone who is not being very cooperative and is dicking around.

"kumar stop chacking around and drink your damn beer"

by givehimagun September 13, 2007

chakah

he's a rider, won't snake you, jacob's best friend, loves food, plays football, funny/chill, sarah's "big brother", somewhat of a waste yute and has a dutty laugh ;)

find you a guy like a chakah
awesome smd

by P1nkFluffyUnicorn December 13, 2016