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cell phone

An electronic device that imprisons you.
John wasn't granted access to his wife and kids. He had been sentenced to a life long-career with a cell phone.
by Clarebear81 March 2, 2011
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Celis

If you meet someone name Celis just know she is the most prettiest girl you have ever met the most nicest, smartest, coolest person ever she can even sing Even dance a little just know she will kick your ass because how strong and tall and is if your best friends with someone named Celis just know she won't let u don't and she can lie a few times but makes it up to u just know she is very quiet so she That much of a hand full and she super sweet even have a big booty
- Wow Celis is a true one
by Diera weather July 8, 2017
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cancer cell

A cancer cell is someone who you don't want to be around no matter what. Most people will go to extremes to avoid this type of people. There called cancer cells because when your around them you feel like your being eaten from the inside out.
by Doredude March 15, 2018
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Dirty Celeste

A bit titty blonde who seems innocent all while is taking dicks in all holes in the back of a In and Out burger restaurant.
I met a Dirty Celeste last night and she stole my heart and sucked the dick out of my soul, not my soul out of my dick, but my dick out of my soul!! My soul was dickless!
by Mostafa Fahkri May 3, 2021
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celestial bovine

1) An ST/DM's best friend.

2) The solution to munchkins and bad player characters.

3) A flaming cow dropped from the sky onto someone as "divine punishment".
Upon meeting Jon's character, Anna's character stabbed him to death and took all his equipment without even an exchange of words. For this, I dropped a celestial bovine on her character, told her to make a new one, and transfer no expereince points.
by CerridwenStorms May 29, 2006
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Panic Cell

The most epic band. Ever. Consisting of

Harj Virdee (Guitar)
Rob Hicks (Drums)
Luke Bell (Vocals)
Nathan Wood (Guitar)
Bobby Town (Bass)
from the UK.
Panic Cell's most popular songs are Save me, Fallen, Right Here Waiting, black Juice, etc.
by Armeddy July 9, 2010
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cell phone

A device that is very handy in getting help if you run out of gas on the road, lost, crash, etc. Of course, now all stupid fuckoff people have one and oh say... have it ring during Advance Physics and having the professor cancel class and missing important notes which could have been useful on the final because the stupid fucker wouldn't leave when the professor told her to.
Cell phones are great for 2-5 minute conversations every week or so but not ALL the time. God fucking people with cell phones piss me off.
by sdasdsadsadas May 28, 2006
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