canadian christmas balls

When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved

I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged

by pimpmasterG December 7, 2014

canadian hostage

when a person (usually canadian) holds a conversation for an unreasonably long time while you keep trying to leave

person 1: dude what took you so long to get to work?
person 2: my neighbor held me canadian hostage for an hour and a half

by jankfart December 13, 2014

canadian tube sock

A Canadian tube sock is when a man defecates in a sock, then inserts his erect penis inside the sock and proceeds to insert the mess of poo sock in to an ugly ass trailer park type lookin bitch.

Bubbles Canadian tube socked that ugly ass hoe on season 4 episode 2 of trailer park boys.

by fatsalmon15 December 15, 2014

Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014

Canadian Summer

When you get 8 inches of Snow

Donny: "We got 8 inches of snow overnight"
Jammy: "Thats just a normal Canadian Summer for me"

Dan: I gave my girlfriend a canadian summer and a snostorm last night

by The Longest February 21, 2015

Canadian Ramen

Canadian Ramen is a sexual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. In order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her vagina as possible(seasoning optional). Once the vagina is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her vaginal area. Finally slurp each noodle out of the vagina individually. The stimulation of each noodle slithering out and the delicious snack provides a pleasurable experience to both parties.

Dave: "Honey, I'm super horny but I'm also famished!"
Mary: "Let's whip up some of our world famous Canadian Ramen!"

by chachmonkey November 29, 2015

Canadian Fisting

Canadians, in their vast desire to one up the rest of North America, created a way of fisting someone in the style of their favorite mammal. To perform the maneuver you must have extremely strong digits and the man/woman must have severely trained their hole. Pass your hands across your chest, stopped only by hooking your thumbs. They should now resemble the antlers of the great Canadian Moose. Lube vigorously with maple syrup. Stare deeply into your partner's eyes and give a curt, respectful Canadian nod. Roar the call of the Moose and shove extended Moose horns into the eager hole. Prep for most chilling orgasm of your life.

"She is truly a Mounty's dream, she loves taking a Canadian Fisting."

by GWCovert January 19, 2016