Callum Skinner

A 4 foot man that has an tiny penis and shags his brothers .

That guy is such a Callum Skinner

by chimmychonga June 2, 2020

Callum MacLean

Trump looking, hot sister having poo eater.

Look at Callum MacLean he looks like poo!

by Bumchopmer8482 June 9, 2020

Callum

A boy usually sporty. loves to play with mates and sucks pp at fortnite. he also is very bad at parkour at most games but gets there eventually.

wow callum used to be a boxer,rugby player and a basketball player

by omw_to_fyb April 1, 2020

Callum

The biggest whore in the universe

Callum is such a fat fucking whore

by Meowshka April 3, 2020

callum

a shrek like figure

oh yeah that girl is such a callum

by jollyfigure09 April 9, 2020

Callum Drunk

Callum drunk is an extremely high level of intoxication where many people would have stopped drink before they got to it.
people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to):

downing half a pint of Malibu
making a sex tape
attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius
confessing their love for anyone called Holly
breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl
quick trips to the hospital
having a threesome
being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way
sleep on a trampoline
and most importantly pissing them self's

Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them

'Hey Sean did you hear about Callum at the party last night?'
'No I wasn't there what happened?'
'He got Callum Drunk and went to hospital'
'Oh god is he okay?'
'yeah hes fine he just got up the next morning and went to the cafe'

by little pp man April 17, 2020

Callum

A Boring ass stoner that you date for two weeks

eww look there's a Callum

by 1224536728940487654321 April 20, 2020