Caleb Hartsoe

The gayest male ( I assume ) alive.

You’re sure a Caleb Hartsoe

by JesusChristOurSavior February 11, 2024

Caleb

Caleb is a massive nice guy and girls love to fuck him because of his dick. If you ever get the chance to have sex with a Caleb you have to because he will rock your world. Caleb is also a really good singer and will make you fall in love with him if you hear him sing - just like a mermaid. Except instead of drowning and raping lost sailors, Caleb will fuck you.

Caleb is really fucking hot.

by not caleb69 June 20, 2022

Caleb

Caleb is a very sweet and thoughtful guy,but can always have very funny moments.Caleb is also a really fun guy to hang out with.He is also very charming and handsome and has dazzling eyes.So if he’s in your life he should stay in your life.

“I really like Caleb,should I ask him out?”Says a girl”for sure,he will love you”

by Your local home boy March 9, 2019

Caleb

dumb gay boy that will hurt ur heart 🥳

Person 1: Is that Caleb?
Person 2: 🙄 Yeah he's the one that heart MY FRICKING HEART ONE TIME

by SoyCharger234 October 20, 2019

caleb perez

Caleb perez is that nigga that has rizz.

Dude:How much rizz u got?

Me:Caleb perez

Dude:Oh shii

by Caleb perez May 8, 2024

Caleb Arthur Booth

The most spazmodial being in the known universe. Extremely hostile when approached and will spit meaningless gibberish at you if you get too close. A Caleb can often be seen with it's hands in it's pockets standing underneath a tree smiling it's dumb bucktoothed smile. Not to be confused with a "nerd", a Caleb will get extremely triggered at this and would immediately rant on how it is not a "nerd" and most likely attack you with it's spaghetti arms. Famous for not being good at anything other than talking really fast, Calebs have been observed to get extremely jealous around people who are so much more clearly better than it is.

My good sir you are behaving in a particularly Caleb Arthur Booth-ly fashion tonight.

by An extremely concerned adult November 23, 2018

Caleb

Usually chill. Prime of life is 10-15, and usually they turn emo. Most commonly is a black haired Caleb, or Very Dark Brown. They’re said to be quite intelligent, but clumsy. They text people all the time, but never face-to-face, because It gets awkward. A lot are said to be obsessed with memes and anime. They can range in the handsome factor from 3-10.

“Hey, is that Caleb? I didn’t know he hung around with that sort of people.”
~ Random Person

“Yeah, I know right? Usually he likes drawing.”
~ Another Random Person

by getfuckingready January 18, 2019