the act of inserting two fist's into a woman's vagina, and then once in her musky cave, the lower fist sprawls out and does a tickling motion using the fingers !!
Dave:How did go with that girl last night??
Jim: Ya, it went really well, I used The Hermit Crab on her !!
Jim: Ya, it went really well, I used The Hermit Crab on her !!
by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012

by Trimped February 13, 2017

Cig crabs are sentient crabs who enjoy smoking. They are prone to showing up during activities to dispense commentary at the price of a humiliation. It is customary to thank the cig crab for its consideration.
It was early so I was watching Arthur on TV. The show literally said "just be yourself" and I saw a cig crab on the bed next to me, he said "That's what I do" and scratched my face. Thanks cig crab.
by Dusty Pump October 9, 2014

by Mmeow_meoww April 19, 2015

by TipToeBurglar April 6, 2014

by Pruf read dis bitch June 20, 2018

When you heat up a crab rangoon in the microwave for 30 seconds and it comes out creaming out the crevices on the top with cheese and crab.
by kojer! December 30, 2021
