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The Hermit Crab

the act of inserting two fist's into a woman's vagina, and then once in her musky cave, the lower fist sprawls out and does a tickling motion using the fingers !!
Dave:How did go with that girl last night??
Jim: Ya, it went really well, I used The Hermit Crab on her !!
by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012
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Crab walking

CS:GO fag awper crouch walking down the map with 100% accuracy hunting for a kill.
Dude this fag is just crab walking down highway. Fuck this game.
by Trimped February 13, 2017
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cig crab

Cig crabs are sentient crabs who enjoy smoking. They are prone to showing up during activities to dispense commentary at the price of a humiliation. It is customary to thank the cig crab for its consideration.
It was early so I was watching Arthur on TV. The show literally said "just be yourself" and I saw a cig crab on the bed next to me, he said "That's what I do" and scratched my face. Thanks cig crab.
by Dusty Pump October 9, 2014
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moola crab

Utter fanswagalisticness. It can refer to a person or crab. This creature can save the world.
Girl: Ugh I can't even today!
Friend: OMG we better call a moola crab to make it better!
by Mmeow_meoww April 19, 2015
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Crab Salad

Hey, man. I went for a Crab Salad with that smokin' blonde last night.
by TipToeBurglar April 6, 2014
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Crab Dragon

I woman who has been through a large amount of dicks
That Becky is such a crab dragon, like she needs to lay off the dick.
by Pruf read dis bitch June 20, 2018
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Crab Rangussy

When you heat up a crab rangoon in the microwave for 30 seconds and it comes out creaming out the crevices on the top with cheese and crab.
Man check out the leftover Chinese, its got some crab rangussy on the side.
by kojer! December 30, 2021
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