A butt call is when some clueless moron keeps their cell phone in their back pocket without locking the key pad. They sit on the phone, thereby using their buttocks to dial YOUR cell number.
Ever have your phone ring at 12:30 am and all you hear is loud music and unintelligible voices - some of which may or may not be those of someone you know? Then you have been butt called.
by clueless moron November 27, 2009
Fav: Bad news dude.
Dolan: Eh, what?
Fav: Mr. Barclay walked in while I was performing a curtain call on Sarah last nite.
Dolan: I thought you said he was taking his wife out for dinner?!
Fav: He was, only once they ordered he realized he forgot his wallet at home. In he comes while his daughter's legs are over her head and I have a face full of fish flaps. Needless to say, Sarah is grounded and I am 86'ed.
Dolan: No quim for you, one year !
Dolan: Eh, what?
Fav: Mr. Barclay walked in while I was performing a curtain call on Sarah last nite.
Dolan: I thought you said he was taking his wife out for dinner?!
Fav: He was, only once they ordered he realized he forgot his wallet at home. In he comes while his daughter's legs are over her head and I have a face full of fish flaps. Needless to say, Sarah is grounded and I am 86'ed.
Dolan: No quim for you, one year !
by Fav April 12, 2008
by Frankie Pistlekahk September 08, 2007
when a child is abused or beaten badly by their father or mother. Or the child has sexuality issues regarding if they are gay or straight.
Joshua was beaten by his father, he was a child called it.
Joshua was discovered giving fellatio to a man in woods and under the bridge, he was a child called it.
Joshua was discovered giving fellatio to a man in woods and under the bridge, he was a child called it.
by joshfogartys June 23, 2010
A line of people peeing in a line,usually performed in a cramped bathroom. Likely to create awkwardness.
by UPSY June 28, 2006
by South Dakota Girl March 15, 2009
Traditional Metal band from Melbourne,Victoria, Australia. Has strong Iron Maiden influence. Members enjoy drinking ridicously huge amounts of beer and rooting groupies. They use pseudonyms because the sheer mentioning of their names would immolate the internet. Members are :
Pita - guitar
Mikool - drums
Kostik - bass
Gwerge - guitar
Pita - guitar
Mikool - drums
Kostik - bass
Gwerge - guitar
That band Satan's Calling is so good that they can make women lose their virginity by just showing them their instrument.
by Priest > Maiden July 16, 2006