Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.

As a child on a crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman wearing yoga pants.

by Saf-One March 7, 2017

Fried Butter

Also commonly known as fried butter on a stick, this is an American invention known to contribute to 1 in 3 Americans' diabetes and obesity.

A snack similar to an American corm dog, where a block of butter is attached to a skewer and deep fried.
Also the snack Americans eat while riding in a Ford Mustang wearing a jacket with the flag decorated on it singing the US national anthem waving an American flag and shouting patriotic slogans while in either Russia or China.

Bob got type 2 diabetes after his diet was mainly based on 7 fried butters a day for around 13 days.

by Rydux July 12, 2016

Butter Jerk

Giving oneself a wank or receiving a hand job with some form of lubricant. May be a commercial sex lube or an improvised lube such as a food sauce, condiment or heavy saliva.

I used to just dry rub one out until I discovered KY warming gel. Now I butter jerk every chance I get.

Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Skin Butter

Cheesy smegma under the male penile foreskin.

I was gagging on his ring of skin butter.

I haven’t washed my cock for weeks. Needless to say, I have quite a bit of skin butter. Care for a dollop?

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Peacunt Butter

When (generally a man) someone buys a fresh jar of peanut butter (usually creamy but the pro's use chunky) and carves a vagina into it then proceeds to have sex with the vagina carved peanut butter.

Josh: Tyler look at this! it's a jar of peacunt butter!
Tyler: ...

by Balls in Your Orange Julius September 11, 2013

Butter Boots

when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)

AWWWW thats my batman!!!

.............butter boots

by Niggabob Funpants February 7, 2012

Butter Squatch

Getting raped analy by a big brolic Asian dude

Big brolic asian dude: "Hey Tony What would you do if i butter your squatch bud"
Tony:"fuck dude ill butter your daughters squatch"
Butter Squatch

by ChooiceKisser69420 September 17, 2023