Butter Braid

A sexual act for the culinarily inclined. The Butter Braid is performed when the male has protected sex with a woman and ejaculates into the condom. He then retracts his penis, carefully removes the condom, and proceeds to use the filled condom like an icing packet and ices the thorax of the female, as if she was a raspberry Butter Braid. If he wants to add a narcissistic touch, he can write his own name in the icing.

A.R.: "Dude I haven't gotten action since the Reagan administration, but how's that new girl you've been seeing?"
F.S.: "Really well, but she's still making me rock the Jimmy hats. Lame I know, but she let me butter braid her this morning. Nothing like hot icing on warm buns playa".

by FreakoSuave January 1, 2019

Butter Gumping

The act of slapping a females ass with a ping pong paddle slathered in butter.

I butter gumped that big ass.
I would like to be butter gumping her later!

by Stymie84 April 27, 2021

crock butter

The term for the substance that comes up and quickly returns back down into one's throat when throwing up in one's mouth.

"Woo, excuse me I got a little crock butter!"

by Teh Evilz January 26, 2008

DooDoo Butter

DooDoo Butter is what people say when they get very pissed off at a game, Any game, But they dont wanna swear so they just say DooDoo Butter instead

Ethan: Oh my god! This game is such DooDoo Butter!
Salem: I cant disagree with that.

by Typical Gamecard January 26, 2021

Butter Jerk

Giving oneself a wank or receiving a hand job with some form of lubricant. May be a commercial sex lube or an improvised lube such as a food sauce, condiment or heavy saliva.

I used to just dry rub one out until I discovered KY warming gel. Now I butter jerk every chance I get.

Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Butter Stump

A wet, sex juice covered semi-erect penis. Typically the post coital or masturbated male knob.

I passed out last night after rubbing one out and woke up with a butter stump.

We cuddled after sex until my butter stump started sticking to her leg.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Butter Consumer

Someone who consumes large amounts of butter.

Person A: Yo that guy over there just bought like 40 sticks of butter.

Person B: Fucking butter consumer.

by Butter Consumer May 7, 2021