the poor man always buys twice

When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time

“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

2 girls buy you a green shirt

They are most likely bi sexual and want to do a threesome

Sally and Jen these 2 girls buy you a green shirt then we fucked

by Jollygreenjoyride September 24, 2023

Buy Some Debous

To buy some debous (pronounced DeeBiss), means to buy something that you don’t really need, or to be financially irresponsible. Like, for example, getting a gas station snack.

“Let’s go buy some debous”

by Poopwizardd1 April 11, 2024

Why did I even buy this mug?

What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.

1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?

by Why did I even buy this mug? April 24, 2024

Buy The Porsche

The thing you want in life but everyone tells you you shouldn’t get because of their own limiting beliefs

GO AND BUY THE PORSCHE

by ZYN ZYNNER May 4, 2024

buy someone with the name of a month a burger day

22nd of may is buy someone who has the name of a month a burger day.

“oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”

by burger_lover. May 22, 2024

Rage buying

The furious act of buying hope after pure disappointment.

After not winning Oz Powerball’s $150 million jackpot prize, I was reduced to staying as a fuming rice queen trapped in the pauper lifestyle... so I commenced rage buying lottery tickets for a shot of hopeless comfort.

by ACunny May 23, 2024