little Bruce

Someone who is not little at all. He is actually tall af!

Wow! Who is that tall guy over there?

Oh it’s little Bruce!

by Catluvr_69 October 4, 2022

Haylee Bruce

the most annoying fucking human whale who thinks saying the n word when you are paler than a full moon is cool!

That rumor spreading bitch ass Haylee Bruce can suck a gd fucking dick.

by hayleedacowfuckinbruce October 7, 2019

Bruce Pain

The act of pointing a flashlight at the wall/ceiling mid-sex, Distracting your partner, then screaming “TO THE BATCAVE” while proceeding to shove it into your partners ass.

“I totally pulled a Bruce Pain on that girl from the party last night”

by ChaosOG420 July 5, 2020

Bruce

Every bruce has a huge flippin penis

Hey bruce how are you

Yeah I have a big penis

by Notbruce btw November 21, 2021

Bruce

Noun: a person who effortlessly outdoes everyone. He/she never tries but always succeeds at the highest levels. No one can explain where Bruce's all-around competency and effectiveness come from, and Bruce would find a way to expertly dodge the question and make you feel trite if you brought it up. Don't bother trying to get tips or mentorship; you would already know if you were a Bruce.

Verb: to be a Bruce--in general or in a situation-specific way. To effortlessly triumph.

Noun: "I wish I could be more of a Bruce, but usually I'm overextending to get shitty results."

Verb: "I Bruced that diorama, that test, that final, that LSAT, MCAT, SAT, CFP, CFA, that presentation, that sales target, on those athletic fields, etc.. People say I'm more of a Chad than Chad. I spend my time 'pulling my pud' and all my goals just happen. I'm probably a Bruce."

by Tex Tile May 5, 2022

Bruce Hornsby

A pejorative term for a white person who does something that is outdone or done better by a black person. Based upon the 80s piano rocker Bruce Hornsby, who scored a hit with the song "The Way It Is" which was later sampled and practically re-created by 2Pac years later.

Elvis Presley: Ain't nothin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time-
Black Musician: Naw, naw, naw man this is how you sing it
*Black person performs a superior rendition*
Elvis Presley: Wow...that was uh...
Black Musician: Amazing? Yeah.
Elvis: Well yeah.

Black Musician: Take that ya Bruce Hornsby

by CYFLover December 4, 2012

Bruce-WAYNE

Resembling Batman; or Bat dad you space out and "have a moment," for.

"Hey Girrrrrl, did you see that body body ody ody ody on that Bruce-WAYNE?"

by Sunshine puddin February 21, 2024