Samuel Blake

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.

girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP

by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019

Blake Walston

Full time prick, one nut, Branton’s dad

Blake Walston gave up a hit time Drew Tyndall. Lol

by hunchoB September 16, 2019

Blaked

When ur madd ripped and cant decide to say your baked or blazed so u say blaked

Bro dat blunt was the shit im blaked

by Hellasmoke September 22, 2019

blake ucherek

a super cool girl who has blue eyes and brown hair. she’s super fun to be around and is super stupid. she also accidentally took a melatonin before school.

wow blake ucherek is stupid.

by not blake ucherek October 1, 2019

Blake

My Blake is very handsome and has brown eyes and hair. I love him.

Blake is so hot.

by Wolfpup4224 October 6, 2019

Blake

A man with a gaping anal cavity.

Aidan: Your mum is a Blake.
Fand: Your uncle.
Aidan: ur CLAPPED innit

by HillyBillyhasaStiffy October 11, 2019

blake

BE GON THOTS GO AWAY IM A MAN OF GOD AHHHH

blake putman is such a thot

by jeheheheueue October 15, 2019