batty

Mostly inoffensive term meaning a bit mad. Applied to old women.

In my opinion Margaret Thatcher went a bit
batty in the end.

by English Boy December 3, 2004

Battyfish

A battyfish is a person who like kid but not in a friendly way, so They are basically a nonce.
e.g. Every teacher

Did you know Mr pinel is a battyfish

by My cum so fly January 15, 2020

Bouncing Betty

When a girl gives a guy a handjob so long and hard that the skin on the penis becomes raw and bleeds. AKA Bouncing B.

Dude I can barely walk today because my girlfriend gave me a bouncing betty last night!

by Whsbnd December 13, 2009

Betty Swallocks

Sweaty bollocks

OOh I'm suffering from Betty Swallocks

by Nasty Pasty February 17, 2003

Betty Floored

The state of being completely bewildered at the degree of alcoholism or drug addiction one is witnessing.

X: Wow, you wouldn't believe the horrific texts and phone calls I've been getting from Robert since he fell off the wagon.

Y: Did you recommend rehab?

X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.

by Melloro January 7, 2011

batty on bench

Slang to describe someone who's close to you(a friend) or likes to follow you around or is always with you. Can be use to describe your friends. They are the "batty" and you are the "bench" that they like to sit on or be around with. Batty i this slang means Ass and what do you do when you see a bench? YOU sit on it.

"Ya Reeta and I are batty on bench, we'll always together in school"

"batman and robin are batty on bench, you can't have one without the other"

by Trixie February 13, 2005

mighty whitey one-bitey

A hamburger(?) from White Castle (flavor is enhanced by an evening of drinking prior to the meal). See slider.

I'm about to quickly ingest 10 Mighty Whitey One-bities! Burrrrrp!

by Dave Thomas August 26, 2003