The Bible is a book where you find all the religious events that have happened in the past. Some of the stories have proven to be true. Some objects from it were found and some prophecies happened or still happening. For example, in the Book of Revelations is written so many things that are happening right now. For all the atheists, just please stop making fun of christians since we literally haven't done anything wrong, we just belive in something else (if a "christian" did something wrong or forced you into his beliefs, then he has personal problems, that dosent apply to normal christian people, we are humans aswell even if we belive in something you don't). I know the bible might seem dark, but if you open your eyes thats the truth, thats the world we live in because of the sin in it, and the emptiness people have, and can't fill. The Bible is mostly misunderstood by people because they don't actually spend enough time trying to understand and take it as a joke, which makes it impossible to understand. But the small definition of the Bible is "the truth".
Normal human being: What's a bible?
Christian/anyone that knows anything about the bible: The book of truth
Normal human being: Why do you think is the truth?
Christian/whatever: Because everything in it is happening right now.
Christian/anyone that knows anything about the bible: The book of truth
Normal human being: Why do you think is the truth?
Christian/whatever: Because everything in it is happening right now.
by weird guy everyone hates October 9, 2021
Get the Biblemug. Ex:
1: Im trying to get better at Rainbow Six Siege, what should I do?
2: get the Bible of HyDka , it is a sacred text on the arts of baiting until you hit Champ. He is often referred to as the Masterbaiter
1: Im trying to get better at Rainbow Six Siege, what should I do?
2: get the Bible of HyDka , it is a sacred text on the arts of baiting until you hit Champ. He is often referred to as the Masterbaiter
by Greatbadwolf7777 February 20, 2021
Get the Bible of HyDkamug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
Get the Infiltration Was In The First Chapter Of The Catholic Biblemug. a paradigm of Bible translation focused on the establishing and strengthening of the church using a translation process that is led by leaders of the church and done by Christians 'believers' translating into their own language, as an integral part of their theological and spiritual formation.
Church-Centric Bible Translation (CCBT) integrates Bible translation into the training of leaders in the church as part of their study of the Scriptures while planting new churches in the process.
by jag3773 July 14, 2023
Get the Church-Centric Bible Translationmug. An Among Us themed Christian bible with the word Holy replaced with Sussy decorated in Among Us characters & various Among Us references written through the bible. A Sussy Bible can be used to express how Sus you think the bible is as you turn to a page to read something Christians claim wasn’t in the bible, something they’re doing wrong or vile crimes the bible condones & encourages the reader to do.
by 36368876 March 18, 2022
Get the Sussy Biblemug. I an atheist whos only argument for the nonexistence of God is to persuade you in a forceful and enthusiastic way that Christianity and the Bible are wrong.
by Islanddomain April 4, 2024
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