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Betty basher

A stick man with a pc complex who likes to bash his nan, this is because he gets no bitches
by Matthewisabettybasher July 26, 2022
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Biola Betty

Biola Betty (noun): A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
Listen, I don’t want to crush your dreams, but if she’s a Biola Betty, you’ve got about 14 business days before you get the ‘it’s not you, it’s also me’ text—delivered with love, prayer, and a perfectly placed Bible verse.”
by ChapleChronicler February 19, 2025
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Betty-Lou

Betty-Lou is the hottest bitch in town, she’s also the sweetest. Everyone knows and loves Betty-Lou but if they don’t, they all wish they did because everyone’s always raving on and on about how kind and amazing she is. There’s also a 99.9% chance that she was the most popular in school and also got the best grades in every. Single. Class. This mixture of both brains and beauty can be quite intimating for boys, however, her small stature makes her a bit more approachable. All in all, she’s the best friend/companion you could wish for:)
Kyle: “Damn! Who’s that sexy AND smart girl??”
Everyone: “that’s Betty-Lou!”
by YourHotFriend November 23, 2021
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pool table betty

some bitch that walks into a bar, grabs the wrisp of the nearest guy and leads him a pool table, strips completely naked and rides his cock then fucks another 10 to 15 guys with with the entire place watching
pool table Betty walked in the the bar and lead some random dude back to a table and fucked the shit out him and then took it in the ass from 10 more guys.
by erwtqw March 21, 2008
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Betty the builder

A lady who's been with you since you had nothing till you're on your feet!

Someone who claim the had been with a man when he was poor/broke till he became rich.
Your ex girlfriend was a Betty the builder.
by Aozone August 6, 2022
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brown betty

When you take a dump in the tank of the toilet so that every time you flush, the water stays brown.
Someone dropped a Brown Betty in my toilet and now the water won’t clear up
by TwinFami December 25, 2019
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Betty

Betty is a pretty girl with big brows. Her eyebrows are goals, she’s a girl that’s beautiful with and without makeup. She has an amazing singing voice. She loves cigarettes and makeup. Don’t try to kiss her, she’s a lesbian. The girl of her dreams is Justin Bieber
Guy:DAMN who’s that girl with those brows?!!
Girl: That’s Betty spaghetti
Guy: I’m gonna ask her out.
Lesbian: good luck, but that big browedd girl is mine
Guy: Nibba
by Wakakakakakakajak October 10, 2018
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