better boyfriend than him

a line from ‘boyfriend’ by dove cameron because you could be a better boyfriend than him.

a. A female in love with another female, with the easy ability to replace said female’s boyfriend.

b. Jealousy of an attractive woman’s boyfriend.

*sees an attractive female in public with her boyfriend*
“i could be a better boyfriend than him”

by lesbian wife haver March 27, 2022

BetterMartinez

When you have two employees named Martinez. And one of them out performs the other, making him the BetterMartinez.

"Zack, messed up his reports again. Someone call Justin, we need the BetterMartinez. "

by DonMario77 October 27, 2022

Bester

Better than best. Although, it's nearly impossible to be better than best, this is an exception one can make for an unbelievably good thing/person/phenomenon that one could never fathom about (almost unreal)

Kri: You're the best, my love!
Su: No, love. You're bester!

by Sassy Baker March 21, 2023

Beater

An object/item you use freely, recklessly, and commonly, to avoid damage to an identical/similar version of that item that is newer or superior to the "beater" item.

Dude 1: "hey bro, lets go out to some trails on our bikes, its gonna be very messy cause it just rained out, so it'll be all muddy"

Dude 2: "yeah sure! let me just put on my beater shoes, along with my beater bike, to make sure my new jordans and my schwinn bike don't get fucked up."

by thatsanthony August 11, 2023

Brindel Beater

a cowboy that has sex a lot

the Brindel Beater gave Maz multiple water buffalos during the root in the back of his van

by Kimothy December 2, 2004

Bacon Beater

A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact

Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!

by Wookus Maximus February 22, 2011

perp-beater

A rugged flashlight with the dimensions of a billy club, especially a model carried by the police.

"I'm mall night security; all I get to carry is a perp-beater and a radio!"

by Bezzle December 18, 2014