bagel

so drunk that you're toasted...another word for being toasted.

Man I drank so much last night. I was totally bagel!

by regan January 3, 2005

bagel

It means anything you want it to mean. Another word for cool, sick, or rad. Also can be used as a substitute for a swear word when expressing anxiety or anger.

That was sooo freggin' bagel.

by vassia.69 October 5, 2009

douche bagel

a word that means douche bag.
same as douche donut.

"hey, that guy's a douche bagel"

"yeah, his mom told me that too and he stole my word!"

by kevinhatespee October 3, 2009

Douche Bagel

Someone who is a douche bag and looks like a Jewish person.

They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.

They may actually wear glasses as well.

Ex. GOD! Salvatore Ciano is such a douche bagel. He needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. Freaking douche bagel.

by JKudo September 23, 2009

Beelzebub

An archaic term for Satan
Often used in the context of...
...never used.

Beelzebub... Beelzebub... I can't think of any sentence that uses the word Beelzebub.

by Ostrich June 22, 2003

bagel

An elderly individual who annoys the general public by going through what is left of their life in a ridiculously slow fashion. Tasks at which a BAGEL is expert at annoying those around him/her include: driving too slow in the hammer lane, taking too long at the checkout line by counting pennies from a change purse, asking if coupons are still valid (when you are behind them in line and really have to take a monster dump).

Conversely, bagels are a constant source of good humor. This is especially the case when the BAGEL in question is confused about a mundane, day-to-day task, such as the attempted mastry of modern-day technical equipment, gas pumps, and the like. A supremely entertaining example of CONFUSED BAGEL usually involves cellular phones.

Shouted to a BAGEL in a car: "Fucking BAGEL!!!! MOOOOOVE!!!"

by Birky 8.5 August 1, 2007

bagel

A jewish snack, people like the guy off fraiser eat them.

If you ask me it's just wierd.

Dilemma: Bagel with a bacon filling?

Oiiiy, what am I doiing here, I shoiuld be in niew yiork eating my baigel!

by THe Holy Nazi March 1, 2005