by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
Get the Witch hop mug.The hour that the witch next door calls Mother and complains about the bright lights and loud sounds coming from the garage/shop. Although usually a side effect of being a teenager and owning a shitbox, it is not an uncommon heckle for anyone under the age of 26 years to experience. Usually occurs around 9:15 PM.
"Son, it looks like it's getting to be The Witching Hour. You'd better get to a good stopping point before Janice starts ringing the phone off the hook."
by Vintage Translator June 18, 2023
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/ˈsænˌwɪtʃ/
noun · emotionally edible
1. A real sandwich infused with emotional memory. Constructed from layers of nostalgic ingredients — often combining warmth, longing, memorable thoughts that evoke specific moments, people, or places, and a splash of ridiculous joy — pressed together between two slices of the present moment.
More than food, it’s a quiet ritual of reflection, often created during days when you crave grounding, comfort, or nostalgia.
🪄 A San-Witch isn’t defined by sadness — it holds joy, absurdity, longing, or even quiet triumph. It’s a sensory echo, plated.
💫 A San-Witch is never one-size-fits-all. It’s like a personalized spell — each one is crafted from someone’s very own emotional pantry.
Key Ingredients might include:
• One soft slice of a warm memory
• A crunchy layer of humor or imagination
• A spread of emotional comfort (like cat cuddles, old pop songs, or garlic butter)
• Optional: pickled uncertainty, sunny eggs of hope, or bitters of ‘what-could’ve-been’
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2. A metaphysical meal — the emotional energy absorbed while eating or imagining said sandwich. A fusion of taste and memory. Sometimes eaten in silence. Sometimes with a playlist. Always with a tender heart.
/ˈsænˌwɪtʃ/
noun · emotionally edible
1. A real sandwich infused with emotional memory. Constructed from layers of nostalgic ingredients — often combining warmth, longing, memorable thoughts that evoke specific moments, people, or places, and a splash of ridiculous joy — pressed together between two slices of the present moment.
More than food, it’s a quiet ritual of reflection, often created during days when you crave grounding, comfort, or nostalgia.
🪄 A San-Witch isn’t defined by sadness — it holds joy, absurdity, longing, or even quiet triumph. It’s a sensory echo, plated.
💫 A San-Witch is never one-size-fits-all. It’s like a personalized spell — each one is crafted from someone’s very own emotional pantry.
Key Ingredients might include:
• One soft slice of a warm memory
• A crunchy layer of humor or imagination
• A spread of emotional comfort (like cat cuddles, old pop songs, or garlic butter)
• Optional: pickled uncertainty, sunny eggs of hope, or bitters of ‘what-could’ve-been’
⸻
2. A metaphysical meal — the emotional energy absorbed while eating or imagining said sandwich. A fusion of taste and memory. Sometimes eaten in silence. Sometimes with a playlist. Always with a tender heart.
• “She didn’t cry. She made her San-Witch, took a bite, and the world softened.”
• “She bit into her San-Witch and let the melted cheese of yesterday blur the sharp edges of today.”
• “This isn’t just lunch. It’s a San-Witch.”
• “He doesn’t know he was the tomato in my last San-Witch.”
• “Grilled cheese? Nah. Grilled calm.”
• “This San-Witch is dedicated to Mr.WonderWall - The Intergalactic Vampire Wizard who ghosted me for 4-months. Tear-soaked sandwich for today.”
• “She bit into her San-Witch and let the melted cheese of yesterday blur the sharp edges of today.”
• “This isn’t just lunch. It’s a San-Witch.”
• “He doesn’t know he was the tomato in my last San-Witch.”
• “Grilled cheese? Nah. Grilled calm.”
• “This San-Witch is dedicated to Mr.WonderWall - The Intergalactic Vampire Wizard who ghosted me for 4-months. Tear-soaked sandwich for today.”
by Pomsphere June 28, 2025
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Person 2: Ugh, I did. That's literally so embarrasing.
Person 2: Ugh, I did. That's literally so embarrasing.
by rivtides April 26, 2021
Get the Witch mug.descretely creeping le witch during the mating hours of young cats. creeping the witch must be done only by hotties that like to suck long shlongs.
by Jimmy99827 April 30, 2008
Get the creep the witch mug.This is an expression that is reserved for only the most wicked of the wicked, rude, mean, people. Someone who is a bitch witch is terrible and makes you want to pull your eyes and hair out. They are to be avoided at all costs. This can also be written "witch bitch".
That bitch witch makes my life a living hell.
Working with that bitch witch makes me feel miserable every day.
Did you hear what he did? He's truly a bitch witch!
Working with that bitch witch makes me feel miserable every day.
Did you hear what he did? He's truly a bitch witch!
by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023
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